Put my dog up
Dogs and cats are tied at exactly $0. Both are pretending not to care.

Obviously my dog is better than yours.

Hang him in the gallery, write one straight-faced line, and let the rest of the internet try to outbid a dachshund.

$0 real backing, tax excluded
0on this board
0online now
0Live activity
Snapshot mode

The gallery

One payment. A public position.

Start the argument.

The shown position is a live quote, never a reservation. When payment completes, the board gives the amount the rank it buys at that exact moment.

Backing amount

Board snapshot: Aug 25, 2026, 2:21 PM. No position is reserved.

Tax is calculated before payment. Rank uses the pre-tax USD value. Payments are final except where law requires otherwise.

The compact

Simple enough to fit on a collar.

01

Real animal, real person

The maker supplies one animal photo and manages the page by verified email.

02

The amount is the rank

No jury, likes or pedigree decide the order.

03

Every boost counts

Anyone can contribute and a top-up only pays the difference.

04

No breeding judgment

Leagues never score pedigree, breeding or conformation.

05

Payments are final

A position buys attention from the moment the payment succeeds.

The people behind this

Made by Dogfluence.

The marketplace where brands send products to dog creators, and the dogs make the content. 9,500+ dog creators, 200+ brands. — We already knew which dogs were famous. Now they can argue about the order.

After outbid.lol. Oil on internet.